Welcome to the McPrimates team! They pay is shit and there are no benefits, but the memes are spicy and the traits are hotter than the daily grease fires.

If you’re good at making memes, gifs, or know how to do photoshop stuff, put some of those skills to work and get creative with your McPrimates, instead of slacking off all the time.

The frier needs cleaning. The glory hole needs scrubbing. Pretty sure there’s a rat infestation in the stock room. So grab a mop (or a can of RAID) and get to work! Break time is over. Time to earn your terrible wage, one burger flip at a time.